Pokemon and Palworld are like a knockoff designer purse – similar, but not quite the real deal. Palworld, trying to copy Pokemon, is like a bad cover song at a karaoke bar. But hey, everyone deserves their moment in the sun, right? Let’s drink some titty milk and keep the peace. 😂 #NotSoOriginal #TittyMilkLoversUnite
🌲💥 A Peculiar Encounter
What a beautiful day to wander unsupervised as a 10-year-old in a forest, right? Electabuzz wa- oh, look at that – a mysterious, dirty, disgusting, ped little stinky… Oh well, let me take a little whiff of that good stink. But oh, oh, that stink was a little too strong. Wait, what? Huh? Where are my clothes? I’m almost naked!
🍄🌟 Welcome to Palworld
Hi there! You must be new. Welcome to Palworld, where people and Pals can get along. Pals are like friends, and Pals certainly are friends. I’ve seen you’ve caught yourself a pal already. Uh, that isn’t a pal, it’s a Pokemon. Pokemon? I’ve never heard of that pal before. Must be rare. No, he’s a Pokémon. His name’s Electabuzz.
⚡🔍 A Case of Mistaken Identity
Well, well, I have a friendly Pal too. His name is gris bolt, an electric Elemental Pal. Grisol, and I have no-no-no, that is not a GIS bolt or whatever the hell you called it, that’s an Electabuzz mixed with the Zango. This Pal certainly is. What about that one right there next to the rock? My Pokedex identifies it as a 75% match with a Lucario. Well, that’s an Anubis, actually. And then it’s a Lucario who put on Egyptian clothes, and that one right there looks just like a Meganium. 80% match. All that’s different is that its flowers on its head. But that’s a Domahan. This one. 88% match with Wulu and this one, I mean, seriously, a 92% match with Luxray. Its ears are just pointy instead of round. Well, I don’t need a 96% match. He’s literally a Cinderace but green. Stop! Oh, and don’t get me started on this. I mean, really, Palworld, this is just embarrassing.
💥🚨 Clash of the Pals
No, you think that you and your stupid little Pokémon are the only ones allowed to exist, then nobody else can have fun. What are you, the fun police? Hey, I’m just saying you can’t go around just copying things. And I’m just saying that maybe if your game wasn’t so miserable, with R shy on gaml, and actually involved with this audience, that people wouldn’t be lying over the with drilling enthusiasm to suck the metaphorical, that is game. What got really triggered there and became meta for a second, but still, Pals have a right to exist too. Your mouth? I challenge you to a Pokémon battle.
Pokemon | Characteristics |
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Electabuzz | Level 99, full ivys, full EES, perfect nature, hidden ability toy scarf |
– | Guzzled five whole cartons of gamer Subs |
– | Exclusively force fed gamer Subs |
– | Drinks from its own personal waifu cup for cultured men |
🎨👾 Final Thoughts
Hi! Welcome to Palworld. Oh, yo guys! Thanks for watching. Yes, I am partnering with Gamer Subs, and yes, my favorite flavor is, in fact, titty milk. They sent me a couple of flavors, and that one was my favorite. Besides the crazy flavors, they have these waifu cups, which have these very well-drawn, high quality, detailed drawings in front of them. So if you want one, try to pick one up as soon as you can. Go ahead and drink some titty milk, use my code narac at checkout for 10% off. Just don’t mention the name in public. Just drink your titty milk, you know? Just keep it to yourself! Alright, all g! See you.